Monkeyless boosted

Shit. On one hand I remember that I have an ice cream box in the freezer, on the other, to enjoy it I need to wash a spoon.

Life keeps throwing difficult quests 😭

Monkeyless boosted
Monkeyless boosted

"Can you teach me magic?" the child asked.
"That depends on you," said the wizard.
"Do I need magic talent?"
"No, you need complete faith in yourself, to persuade the universe it is as you picture it."
The child thought about this. "Do any nice people do magic?"
"Not many, no."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Monkeyless boosted

It is not my birthday, do not give me boosts

Monkeyless boosted
Monkeyless boosted

I can't tune my power saving parameters. I can't have ten workspaces that I switch between easily. I can't use the custom symbol inserter I wrote, which is way faster than any other I've used on _any_ platform.

I can't get my work done as effectively. I also wouldn't enjoy it! Using windows annoys me constantly with little things: the way the start menu works, the way applications lay themselves out on the screen, the way the login screen works, the network preferences and device listing being buried.

Monkeyless boosted

The thing people miss about #desktop #Linux is: it's not that Linux users are using Linux purely for ideology, in most cases. If I could get everything done on Windows in a similar amount of time with a similar level of satisfaction, I probably would.

But I can't. I can't use a tiling WM. I can't use BTRFS or ZFS for my external storage cluster. I can't have a decent package manager or functioning containerization or a command-line driven workflow.

Monkeyless boosted

Look GitLab, when I say "remember me", I don't mean "log me out after two weeks", I mean this is my fucking computer just let me stay logged in for god's sake

Monkeyless boosted

.42 release preview - MuWire Anonymous File-Sharing muwire.com/ Coming to I2P soon!

Monkeyless boosted

According to Cloudflare roughly 18% of HTTPS connections are currently being intercepted (man-in-the-middle):

malcolm.cloudflare.com/

Monkeyless boosted
Monkeyless boosted

Over 100 Pixelfed instances have been observed in the wild!

Thank you to everyone who has helped our project reach this milestone!

🎉 😎 🚀

Monkeyless boosted
Monkeyless boosted
Monkeyless boosted

Before we ship the Collections feature, we want your feedback!

Does the flow of composing a new collection make sense? What could we do to improve it?

Thanks in advance, boosts appreciated! #pixelfed

Monkeyless boosted

This sounds like someone who's in cahoots with the seagulls 🤔

Monkeyless boosted

Pour vos rapports de stage, découvrez Times Newer Roman

"Times Newer Roman, a font that kinda looks like Times New Roman, except each character is 5-10% wider."

timesnewerroman.com

Show more
toot.link

Just another mastodon server...