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Monkeyless boosted
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The problem with your code is that it's doing exactly what you told it to do.

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Is there a CVE to NSA codename generator yet?

CVE-2018-12130 is utterly meaningless to humans, but

CVE-2018-BLUE-HADES would be way better.

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"take me down to concurrency city where green pretty is grass the girls the and are"

-- a programmer

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You think serverless is scalable? You didn't try userless!

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DMing everyone each time they boost me with a message that says "cheers m8 👍"

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But while I'm here, Fuck All Nations! Fuck Countries! Fuck Borders!

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here's a bunch of baby bears in a tree. deal with it haters

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"Google (n) – The privacy-devouring tech company that does everything that Facebook does, but manages to get away with it, largely because its products are useful instead of just depressing."

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Dumb ass social media 

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praxis image, hostile architecture, text caption under CW 

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I don't care how close someone is to me - if they've decided I'm not worth their time, they're not worth mine.

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I find it very interesting that people on Mastodon seem to prefer showing their support by boosting something rather than favoring it.

I'm not sure what that says about us. Maybe that sharing really is caring.

Either way, I'm here for it. Keep up those boosts all you lovely people.

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toot.link

Just another mastodon server...